by salamispots
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reblog if you’re part of the holy trinity of unrecognized and dismissed sexualities
bisexual, pansexual, and asexual
im going to p
ractice my cooking. i need to be able to cook 10000 eggs in 10 minutes. that’s 1000 eggs a minute. that’s 16.666666 eggs a second. i need to be fast. so fast you cant even see my arms as they frantically prepare egg after egg. i hope the world is ready
WHAT THE UFCK
interviewer: so what r ur passions in life
me: eating fruit & not wearing pants
A commisson of Yakul from Princess Mononoke for a very close friend of mine!! tbh I’m super happy with how this came out!
Guys a few days ago i saw these two guys that were both probably in their early twenties at the store at like nine o'clock at night and one of them was wearing these fuzzy duck sandals that quacked loudly every time he took a step and his friend was pacing away from him as fast as he could going “I don’t know you. We are not friends.” While the other laughed hysterically about his duck shoes.
I wrote this comic in a dream and woke up laughing, so I scribbled it out real quick.
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