capt-spacedick:

highdie:

thankyouforthedildos:

you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.

my idol

I DIDNT EVEN REALISE THERE WAS A GUY OMG FAB

I laughed so hard I farted

14 minutes ago WITH 102,046 notes VIA thatikaroskid (Source: snuggaymer)

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

24 minutes ago WITH 170,585 notes VIA thatikaroskid (Source: leonkumquat)

princestingy:

ok but look at the beautiful screenshots i saved while hunting for this quote

27 minutes ago WITH 90,026 notes VIA heyitspj (Source: princestingy)

revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

30 minutes ago WITH 331,329 notes VIA guttle (Source: revoult.tk)

i-want-spankings:

HAHAHAH omg i just died!!!

30 minutes ago WITH 32,808 notes VIA rockseelalonde (Source: sheaproxy)
Tagged as: right on q,
35 minutes ago WITH 1,251 notes VIA vanilluxx (Source: pokemonpersonals)

marisuga:

fahbulus:

this is my favourite thing ever

I SCROLLED PAST THIS AND NOW NO MATTER WHAT I DO IT KEEPS PLAYING MAKE IT STOP

41 minutes ago WITH 23,314 notes VIA adiostoreadumb (Source: femalewrappers)

-atlas:

this is one of the smallest parrots in the world aND I REACHED OUT TO GIVE HIM A SUNFLOWER SEED BUT HE WANTED A HEAD SCRATCH INSTEAD. MY HEART MELTED. JUST LOOK AT HIM

44 minutes ago WITH 21,605 notes VIA therekunoing (Source: -atlas)

davusignavus:

rudimentree:

davusignavus:

i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said

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“now all of china knows you’re queer”

please deliver this reply to your mother:

image“perfect”
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she laughed so hard i think she exploded

46 minutes ago WITH 172,772 notes VIA trancied (Source: davusignavus)

karavis:

every time i see that “human brain cell and galaxy look the same” post with that accompanying commentary like “what if the stories in our brains are actually the real universes that are in our brain cells” i’m just

image

52 minutes ago WITH 2,279 notes VIA adiostoreadumb

kingdomkidneys:

wh- why are we suddenly…in this kind of conversation…?

53 minutes ago WITH 3,089 notes VIA dawngyocry (Source: kingdomkidneys)

khfriendlyreminders:

Friendly reminder that Roxas died on his birthday (◕‿◕✿)

54 minutes ago WITH 244 notes VIA dawngyocry (Source: khfriendlyreminders)

linguisten:

uniquelyevil:

This is adorable

Distinguishing Asian Scripts

54 minutes ago WITH 5,738 notes VIA dawngyocry (Source: uniquelyevil)