you know why I love this? Because that man dressed as nurse joy was so committed to his character he dyed his mustache and beard.
I DIDNT EVEN REALISE THERE WAS A GUY OMG FAB
I laughed so hard I farted
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
ok but look at the beautiful screenshots i saved while hunting for this quote
it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight
HAHAHAH omg i just died!!!
this is my favourite thing ever
I SCROLLED PAST THIS AND NOW NO MATTER WHAT I DO IT KEEPS PLAYING MAKE IT STOP
this is one of the smallest parrots in the world aND I REACHED OUT TO GIVE HIM A SUNFLOWER SEED BUT HE WANTED A HEAD SCRATCH INSTEAD. MY HEART MELTED. JUST LOOK AT HIM
i liked the page for my school’s lgbt* center on facebook and my mom just sent me a message that said
“now all of china knows you’re queer”
please deliver this reply to your mother:
she laughed so hard i think she exploded
every time i see that “human brain cell and galaxy look the same” post with that accompanying commentary like “what if the stories in our brains are actually the real universes that are in our brain cells” i’m just
wh- why are we suddenly…in this kind of conversation…?
Friendly reminder that Roxas died on his birthday (◕‿◕✿)